Never Have I Ever, by Written by Katie Heaney, Read by Sarah Franco

Never Have I Ever

by Written by Katie Heaney, Read by Sarah Franco

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1.	Dedication & Introduction: To The Lighthouse 11:53	buy track
2.	Part One: The Early Years 01:26:03	buy track
3.	Part Two: High School 01:01:04	buy track
4.	Part Three: College 02:30:49	buy track
5.	Part Four: Grad School 02:40:10	buy track
6.	Epilogue: 25 Years of Solitude 25:32	buy track

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"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face."

So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend...and she's barely even been on a second date.

Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie's loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie's shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie's ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself -- a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that "Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot."

Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.

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released January 14, 2014

© 2014 by Katie Heaney. ℗ 2014 by Hachette Audio. All rights reserved.

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